I-ku, You-ku, Let's All Haiku!

Robert Frost emailed-
He needs a nice way to say
“My neighbors are dicks”.

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Bukowski Airlines-
Get so buzzed you won’t care where
you end up landing.

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Wait - I’m not “All That” ????
I’m a “putrid troglodyte’ ?
... I stand corrected.

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Oh- Big Deal Wordsmith!
I’ll see “Palaver”, and raise -
“Defenestration”.

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Would you hate me if
I said you’ve a beautiful-
vocabulary?

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The highlight of my
Olde Traditional Christmas?
Grandma’s pot brownies.