Fuck Blogger. (that will get me some hits)
Fuck Blogger, we need a picture of Kathy Lee Gifford's nipples (don't laugh, apparently that will apparently get me a lot more hits.)
I'm tired. The cat keeps crawling on us at 3 a.m., Hillary has gone berzerklers, and now it's going to snow tomorrow. I may need new drugs.
Or Audrey Tautou...
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I voted for the pie. Being a consumable mushy dessert is the only thing I can imagine him being qualified for. Everything else, well, that would just be too cruel for Baghdad, the elephants, Lindsay, the baby and even Richard Simmons. I mean, come on, even Richard Simmons has standards.
Check out my new Hillary Theory at tonight's blog!
I am going to vote for the pie because I believe that old adage that when life gives you a lemon for a president, you turn him into lemon meringue pie.
Ahhhh...and then there is Audrey.
Oh, and anytime you want more hits, just make a reference to famous tits in the title of your blog post.
Or post pictures of Lucy Liu, Mimi Rogers, and/or Kari Byron.
I bet if you posted Kathy Lee Gifford's nipples along with those other 3 your stats would go through the roof.
Audrey inspires me to work on my oui oui.
I find it humorous that whenever you have a short post, you resort to Audrey. Do you need that to help get fully extended, if you follow me?
Yeeeeaaaa! Pie! Can he be a piece of pie that is also a cab driver in Baghdad?
Phoebe: I admit, that was a mean thing to do to Richard Simmons.
Malach: My new theory is that Hillary and Ralph Nader are the same person. Ever see them both in the same room at the same time?
Mike: I wonder what kind of pie John McCain would be?
Joey: Take it easy, don't, um, strain anything.
Angryman: I'd actually never noticed that. This calls for some in-depth research...
MI: Now THAT is an inspired choice!
I voted for the single African American mom in New Orleans. I really, REALLY hope that karma is real because, DAMN, but this man's in for some good payback...
The cat is awake and waiting to get the three o'clock phone call that Hillary talks about in her tv ad.
There needs to be a choice of "all the above" I want him to suffer all those jobs.
Amelie was such a good movie. A shame she got drug into The Da Vinci Code.
i want to do dirty things to her face
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