What dog is best at changing light bulbs?
Golden Retriever- "The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?"
Border Collie- "Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code."
Dachshund- "I can't reach the stupid lamp!"
Toy Poodle- "I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry."
Rottweiler- "Go ahead! Make me!"
Shi-tzu- "Puh-leeze, dahling. Let the servants..."
Lab- "Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!" Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?"
Malamute- "Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy."
Cocker Spaniel- "Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark."
Doberman Pinscher- "While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch."
Mastiff- "Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark."
Hound Dog- "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"
Chihuahua- "Yo Quero Taco Bulb."
Greyhound- "It isn't moving. Who cares?"
Australian Shepherd- "Put all the light bulbs in a little circle..."
Old English Sheep Dog- "Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?"