PERSONAL: Slightly frumpy 40 y/o M sonnet writer seeks hot slam babe for exploration of poetic themes and mutual phrase parsing.
WANTED: New ideas. WE PAY CASH $$$$$ for hot new poetic themes and prompts. Call 1-800-PAY-POET
WANTED: 25 yo M poet seeks collaborator for epic slam poems, new age sonnets, exploration of outer boundaries of poetic expression. Prefer poet w/ apt. lease & extra couch.
FOR SALE: Bag of metaphors. Unopened. $15, or will trade for futon pillows.
LOST: Poetic muse. 5’5”, 42, brown hair. Last seen walking along I-60 w/suitcase muttering “fucking poets”.
FOR SALE: 2013 edition Poet’s Marketplace. Marked up. Futile. b/o.
PERSONAL: Sandy, please come back. I’ve thrown away the rhyming dictionary.
WANTED: Good unused slam ideas. Must be original. My last 15 posts didn’t get a response, so this is the last time I’m wasting money on this ad.
FOR SALE: Poetic integrity. Took job with Hallmark & won’t need it anymore.
WANTED: 60 y/o F novelist seeks non-embittered M poet, 50-65. No slammers.