-I'm getting the popcorn ready for tonight's traditional annual viewing of Ann Baxter in a filmy blue dress, o/w known as "The Ten Commandments". Hey, some traditions are just worth keeping up, year after year...-I love holidays in general, but Easter has always been one of my special favorites. I LOVE the Easter Bunny. He's so cuddly, and cute and furry... and he's great grilled with some fennel and baby potatoes and a nice pinot noir.
-Speaking of good eats, I just sampled some of a local farmer's fresh "Hot as Hell" horseradish. Eyah. 5 on a hotness scale of 10. My sister in law makes some really hot stuff, which she brought to Seder last night. Even more than grilled Easter bunnies, I love hot & spicy foods, and my basic standard is if it clears all the mucus out of both nostrils it gets a 5, but to go any further the pain has to flare upwards and come out my eyes. This local stuff, while very tasty horseradish, didn't do that. To hit a "10" it basically has to sear out both eyes, make steam come out my ears, and singe the hair follicles on my scalp. now THAT'S Good Eats!
-I know how to clean up the pirate problem- just send Chuck Norris over. I mean, sending Chuck Norris to Somalia is an idea that's appealing on all SORTS of levels...
-Is Ann Coulter animal, vegetable or mineral?
-And finally, this just in (and didn't you always secretly suspect something like this was going on?) -
9 comments:
The Easter Bunny is a little gamey.
You killed Bugs by mistake!
I am that I am!
Larry
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I DO NOT understand people who like hot food. I mean, really; it's not even FOOD, you guys! That shit is that hot as a means of deterring predators, and you make a sport out of eating it? I do not like to sweat when I eat.
All the more for you, I suppose, huh?
No wondr Moses went inta th desert & pitchd a tentski.
Anne Baxter... mmmm. In that photo she's obviously about to break at least two of the Commandments. And probably has already coveted her neighbour's ox.
The conflicting images of Ann Baxter and Ann Coulter in my head have given me a headache.
Ann Coulter can not be classified as anything organic or inorganic. She is the fabled ectoplasm left behind when demons close over into this universe. The stuff congealed, found a blond wig and a black dress and now wanders the airwaves hoping to torture and maim humanity the worst way it can.
PL: Exactly!
Mrs. Chili: Exactly! What can I say? I **adore** hot food. on the upside, it is very good for you- lowers blood pressure, increases blood circulation, helps your bodies antibodies, kills bad things inside you, and tastes, just, OH SO GOOOOOD.
-Joey: and no wonder he was there for 40 years.
Reverend: She broke 3. Just sayin...
Beach: Ann Coulter headache? Take 2 Katherine Zeta Jones's and call Kim Novak in the morning.
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