It turns out that Fred Rogers is to blame for everything, but before we get to that, we have a -
Philosophical Query for the Day-
What is the Real Problem with Morning?
a) it's an every-day event, and that's just too much. Can we cut it back to, say, 4 days a week?
b) people expect you to do stuff when it happens.
c) it comes before lunch.
So, the fine folks at Fox, in collaboration with a professor at that icon of higher learning, Louisiana State University, have declared jihad on Mister Rogers for destroying entire generations of young Americans.
Of course, before going out and burning your King Friday the 13th puppet, one might want to take a moment and consider the source...