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Monday, April 27, 2009

More Questions Than Answers...

A church pastor in Baltimore is in BIG trouble. Is it because he-

a) took in a homeless man?

b) took in a homeless man and took out a life insurance policy on him, naming himself (the pastor) as beneficiary?

c) took in a homeless man and took out a life insurance policy on him, naming himself (the pastor) as beneficiary, and then hired a hit man to kill the homeless man?

or...

d) took in a homeless man and took out a life insurance policy on him, naming himself (the pastor) as beneficiary, and then hired a hit man to kill the homeless man, paying the hit man with $50,000 he (the pastor) embezzled from his own church?

6 comments:

jgodsey said...

oddly that is not the most outrageous thing i have read today - and its only 7 am.

Phoebe Fay said...

Tell me again about how we'd have no morality if it weren't for religion?

Sheeesh

Mrs. Chili said...

You're not kidding about this, are you?

Sigh.

anaglyph said...

We in the church have to get our perks where we can.

Colonel Colonel said...

Mrs C. -Of course not. Blogging is a serious business.

Reverend- You should be on the internets.

Thomas said...

Can I say "Special place in Hell" for him?

I think Jesus frowns on shit like that.

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