Not that it really matters, but-
-In Texas you can get arrested for saying "Fuck" at Wal*fart. Wow- if you said "God Damn!" would they just shoot you?
-FauxNews is wetting its pants because the Senate may actually try to pass Health Care reform on the basis of a majority vote, instead of going for a filibuster-proof 60 votes. Aside from sending them back to the dictionary to see what the definition of "Democracy" is, one might point out to the fine folks at Faux that the Republicans had eight years to provide decent health care to Americans, and their only solution to the problem is, and always will be, "we're sorry you're sick, and the only way to make you better is to cut taxes".
-Flying anywhere in the near future? The FAA not only won't write rules that say airlines and airports must report bird strikes on aircraft, they now want to keep the information they have on the subject secret from the public. So ok, fine, the FAA is going to once again become the airline industry's trade association -can we get the government to start a new agency that actually oversees the safety of the flying public?
-Alan Keyes, whose grasp of reality has always been pretty tenuous, appears to have completely gone over the edge into WackoLand-
-R.I.P. Dan seals.
9 comments:
Good grief! Alan Keyes uses the word "insanity" a lot but I think he's the one guilty of it.
Alan Hayes is my new cray hero!
I've always form Alan to be curious and funny in that old fashion Daffy Duck way. Both full of anger and rage along with the ability to bounce off the walls whenever he pleases. Then I realized one problem, even with Daffy being a cartoon character, he was still more in touch with reality than Alan.
Kids, they just don't know how to play together well do they? Spankings for all!
Catalyst: I think people around him must use the word a lot, and he's just parroting it.
Malach: I thought it was Isaac Hayes?
Beach: Yes, Daffy Duck is a great alter-ego for Alan. Or possibly Yosemite Sam.
MI: Huh, everybody's crowding to get into line.
Lets hope th healf-care reform package helps put a end to th eppidemmick o pants-wetting thats goin on ovr at FAUX.
How can you go into Wal Mart and not say 'fuck' at least once?
And Alan Keyes is probably actually right - the kind of America that he wants may well indeed cease to exist under Obama. And that is a problem... how?
Okay; I know I should be a little scared of Alan Keyes and people like him, but I can't stop laughing....
Anaglyph said it! When have you ever been in WalFart and not said or heard the word "fuck"?
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