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Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Yeah, Stop Being So Selfish!!

God Bless Portia de Rossi-

5 comments:

Phoebe Fay said...

About damn time. All these gay people, destroying traditional marriage, forcing all those straight people to lie, cheat and steal their way to divorce court. Why just the other day, I saw herds of homosexuals forcing married straight men into strip clubs.

Hell, if it weren't for all those gay people insisting that people deserve things like honesty and affection, I'd still be in my hellish marriage, just like gOd intended. Damn you, Portia. You made me divorced and happy!

Malach the Merciless said...

What about the horrors of getting married in general?

Buzzardbilly said...

I love that they added the support of the Bonobo chimps at the end. They settle their social heirarchy and problems through sex. Everybody is doing everybody in any kind of combination you can imagine (and some you maybe even can't) and yet the world continues to spin.

Love the whole bit. Welcome back. You even missed a plugging, but there will surely be other times I rage about the lack of real book stores being run out of the economy by the likes of Books A Scattered.

Cissy Strutt said...

I love Miss di Rossi. Just not sure why her parents named her after a car.

Beach Bum said...

I second what Phoebe said, but I'm still married, sort of.