Sunday, June 10, 2007
Yet More Bumper Sticker Sightings
It's Spring, and a new crop of bumper stickers has been sighted-
Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"
The proctologist called ...they found your head.
Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
Some people just don't know how to drive... I call these people "Everybody But Me"
Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
Jesus loves you... but everyone else thinks you're an ass.
If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.