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Thursday, December 28, 2006

Winter Fun Safety Tips

Now that Winter is here everyone will be donning their polar fleece and rushing outside to participate in the wide variety of fun Winter games and activities we all enjoy.

But with fun comes danger.

Even as we enjoy ourselves outside this Winter, I wanted to take a moment to warn folks to remember that just because something is fun does not mean it is also safe. Thin ice on ponds, icy slopes next to busy roadways, ice-packed snowballs, and frantic squirrels on sugar highs in search of just one more piece of Christmas candy can all present dangers to the unwary at this time of year.

I know we have all downed a bottle of scotch or two before getting behind the rope on a sled, lined our front yards with anatomically correct snowmen (and women, and that one time, both...) and "ski streaked" in our day, but please remember-

there are some Wintertime activities
that are just dumb, no matter how much
fun they sounded like they were going to be-



2 comments:

Mike said...

Perhaps this is the real reason Polar Bears are going on the endangered species list. I knew it couldn't be global warming. That's just ridiculous.

Colonel Colonel said...

mike- yes, that's probably it. Somebody asked the President what he thought about the problem and he said "Extinct? Does that mean they won't be making those neat sodas anymore?"