1. touching a woman inappropriately while being President is an impeachable offense.
2. George Bush touched a woman inappropriately while being President.
3. therefore, Fair and Balanced Fox News supporters must be willing to admit that by their own standards, a motion for impeachment of George Bush must be brought before the House.
Makes sense to me. I'm going to tune in right now and wait for the announcement.
UPDATE: Several hours later- still nothing on Fox. I wonder if something is wrong with my cable...