Taylor Swift and Katy Perry
are having a feud-
the internet told me that this morning,
so it must be true.
on the other hand-
my cat doesn’t care,
so why should I?
The web exploded this morning
with uncountable, serious, informed
discussions and analyses
of the final episode of Mad Men.
I tried discussing that with my cat,
but she just yawned,
and mewed for her breakfast.
Bikers in Texas
are shooting each other-
Florida is slowly submerging
while her governor grins-
A 16th Bible-thumping Republican
is running for President-
What late-night tv host
will I go to bed before watching
now that David Letterman is retiring?
I tried to interest my cat
with all these important questions
but she just curled up on my desk
and went to sleep.
I may do that as well,
as I learn to appreciate her approach
to the Monday morning internet.