That might seem like very few wild wolves to many of you, I know it sounded that way to me, but apparently we're all wrong. They had a story about this on NPR yesterday, and the wolf-killing enthusiasts were well-represented. They seemed to have two main arguments-
1. Wolves kill elk for sport, so we need to kill the wolves. (Human hunters, on the other hand, apparently kill elk because... um, well, maybe an elk ran down their grandmother).
2. Having wolves that hunt elk around makes it harder for human hunters to find elk. (Um, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the fact that they're hard to find why we call it, uh, "hunting"?)
Now, I don't want it to seem that I'm completely opposed to hunting wolves. I think it might actually be entertaining- my suggestion would be to throw the wolves and the human hunters all into Montana, close the gate, and let them have at it, but on equal terms, which means no boots, no jeeps and no guns for either side.
That sounds fair, doesn't it?
* 1 tad = 50x.
5 comments:
AHHH, Big Sky Country!
Aw, COLONEL!
Cant th wolf-huntrs use helicoptrs?
Sounds more than fair. I say cut the thumbs off the hunters first. THAT would make it fair.
I'm with you Colonel. Make it a real sport that the rest of us can enjoy: throw the hunters in with the wolves - no knives or guns - and televise the whole shebang. I'd watch. Hell, I'd pay to watch.
NO guns!
Just makes me fucking sick. I don't even want to watch, know, nothing. I can't...to much going on in my world right now and not a damn thing I can do at this point to stop this senseless slaughter of creatures that were here long before us.
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