tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post8615670692440016031..comments2023-10-26T04:53:47.765-04:00Comments on Mutterings of a Mad Bookseller: News Headlines: Sept. 6, 2027Forrest Properhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15962708844204376272noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-40337804928659670082007-11-01T07:11:00.000-04:002007-11-01T07:11:00.000-04:00There's a Farting with the Stars video on YouTube....There's a Farting with the Stars video on YouTube. The channel is benjapathic. check it out!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-57929508515819227882007-09-12T07:31:00.000-04:002007-09-12T07:31:00.000-04:00Mike- my long weekend extended to Tuesday, but Im ...Mike- my long weekend extended to Tuesday, but Im back! <BR/><BR/>Reverend- <I>Who</I> says Larry Craig is gay??<BR/><BR/>In the Beginning there was Audrey and her llama sweater, and it was good.Forrest Properhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15962708844204376272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-71263217576523778512007-09-12T04:19:00.000-04:002007-09-12T04:19:00.000-04:00Oh. Did something happen before Audrey came on wit...Oh. Did something happen before Audrey came on with the cute llama sweater?<BR/><BR/>And hey - are you saying that Larry Craig is <I>gay</I>?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-62918545080253901282007-09-11T20:46:00.000-04:002007-09-11T20:46:00.000-04:00Ummm Colonel, where did you go?Ummm Colonel, where did you go?Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12325465720003721471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-30667642097477242322007-09-07T18:23:00.000-04:002007-09-07T18:23:00.000-04:00Angryman- he was sure that he was sure, but not ce...Angryman- he was sure that he was sure, but not certain that he was sure that he was sure. After all, Elvis was there too, and as we all know, Elvis was working in a filling station in West Virginia that week.Forrest Properhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15962708844204376272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-54765584486267988092007-09-07T18:01:00.000-04:002007-09-07T18:01:00.000-04:00But was the guy sure that he was sure that he was ...But was the guy sure that he was sure that he was sure? B/c I'm not so sure he was sure that he was sure.AngryManhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17028202636141431154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-19491553743366646842007-09-07T11:16:00.000-04:002007-09-07T11:16:00.000-04:00HTGT- Well, thank you!Sirdar- The scary thing, is ...HTGT- Well, thank you!<BR/><BR/>Sirdar- The scary thing, is that Jenna might do a better job. Could she do a worse job?Forrest Properhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15962708844204376272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-82502773548344748462007-09-06T22:54:00.000-04:002007-09-06T22:54:00.000-04:00LOL That was pretty funny. President Jenna Bush....LOL That was pretty funny. President Jenna Bush. LOL I think what is so funny is that it could happen!!<BR/><BR/>And who the heck is Audrey Tatou? time for a Google search...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-49303181528969902362007-09-06T21:22:00.000-04:002007-09-06T21:22:00.000-04:00Well done. Very well done. Huzzah!Well done. Very well done. Huzzah!here today, gone tomorrowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17203537337770906267noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-11118005311654739862007-09-06T19:07:00.000-04:002007-09-06T19:07:00.000-04:00Joey- Audrey, Ameilie... all of 'em make me STAND ...Joey- Audrey, Ameilie... all of 'em make me STAND UP at attention. Um, so to speak.<BR/><BR/>Oh Merciless One- Well, I* think I can drum up a pretty good sneeze too... <BR/><BR/>*semi-finalist, 2005 SneezLypmicsForrest Properhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15962708844204376272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-34515686414756139312007-09-06T18:34:00.000-04:002007-09-06T18:34:00.000-04:00I would SO WIN so you think you can sneeze!I would SO WIN so you think you can sneeze!Malach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-36811868232699566852007-09-06T17:47:00.000-04:002007-09-06T17:47:00.000-04:00Audrey Tautou aint real.Theres only Amelie.Sweeeee...Audrey Tautou aint real.<BR/><BR/>Theres only Amelie.<BR/><BR/><EM>Sweeeeeet</EM> Amelie!<BR/><BR/>...<BR/><BR/>Hang on. Sompm just came up.<BR/><BR/>Im gonna hafta go handle it.Joey Polanskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07102095837260943157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-23289635085140925402007-09-06T17:37:00.000-04:002007-09-06T17:37:00.000-04:00Phoebe- they do, just not with each other. And I t...Phoebe- they do, just not with each other. And I think if two American Presidents ever did the Presishag together, the Universe would explode.<BR/><BR/>Sara- reviews are already coming in...<BR/><BR/><I>'Farting with the Stars' will be a Ripping Good Time!</I> -Joel Siegel<BR/><BR/><I>A Gust of Fresh Air!</I> -Washington Post<BR/><BR/><I>For once, Howard Stern holds nothing back!</I> -Gene ShallitForrest Properhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15962708844204376272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-34752113191049630042007-09-06T13:03:00.000-04:002007-09-06T13:03:00.000-04:00I just might start watching t.v. again when "Farti...I just might start watching t.v. again when "Farting With the Stars" becomes a reality.<BR/><BR/>I think you win for best use of "keelhauling".Sara Suehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-15603028315387022472007-09-06T10:56:00.000-04:002007-09-06T10:56:00.000-04:00Farting With the Stars will probably be showing up...Farting With the Stars will probably be showing up on Fox next year, now that you've gone and given them the idea!<BR/><BR/>And do Bill and Hillary do the presishag anymore?Phoebe Fayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10425002459681921692noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-33606081223715354042007-09-06T09:58:00.000-04:002007-09-06T09:58:00.000-04:00Mike- Presihag! For a moment I thought you had wri...Mike- Presihag! For a moment I thought you had written "Presishag". I guess that would be Bill, though.<BR/><BR/>Every day with Audrey is a good day.Forrest Properhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15962708844204376272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-35438027833508795972007-09-06T09:47:00.000-04:002007-09-06T09:47:00.000-04:00The Great Wal*Mart of China? Brilliant! Jenna Bush...The Great Wal*Mart of China? Brilliant! <BR/><BR/>Jenna Bush as President? Do you now see what a can of worms we are going to be opening when we elect Hillary for Presihag?<BR/><BR/>Audrey Tatou? Brilliant!Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12325465720003721471noreply@blogger.com