tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post762960124018548275..comments2023-10-26T04:53:47.765-04:00Comments on Mutterings of a Mad Bookseller: Office Sanity-Forrest Properhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15962708844204376272noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-21770484286640362522007-11-16T07:42:00.000-05:002007-11-16T07:42:00.000-05:00Sirdar: Well, if I worked in an office I'd try the...Sirdar: Well, if I worked in an office I'd try them all.<BR/><BR/>HTGT: The last one is pretty cruel.<BR/><BR/>Angryman: A great career awaits.<BR/><BR/>Bruce: And they'd die quickly.<BR/><BR/>T-Bird: You could shorten it to "fucktard".<BR/><BR/>Sara: Honesty is always best.<BR/><BR/>Cissy: I know, I feel the same way.<BR/><BR/>Sara: Well, thank you!Forrest Properhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15962708844204376272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-24322621513990674372007-11-15T23:15:00.000-05:002007-11-15T23:15:00.000-05:00Have I mentioned that I love the latest header on ...Have I mentioned that I love the latest header on your blog?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-1868785109903925812007-11-15T05:41:00.000-05:002007-11-15T05:41:00.000-05:00Awwww, now I wish I worked in an office.Awwww, now I wish I worked in an office.Cissy Strutthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13118911668329411883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-69823677726113007072007-11-14T16:05:00.000-05:002007-11-14T16:05:00.000-05:00I've printed this post out and will be using some ...I've printed this post out and will be using some of these on my next job interview ... I mean why not let them see the *real me* right off the bat, huh?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-61414007370789674272007-11-14T12:53:00.000-05:002007-11-14T12:53:00.000-05:00LOVED IT! i refer to my coworkers by "pet" names t...LOVED IT! i refer to my coworkers by "pet" names too... like 'douchebag allstar" (sometimes i switch it up with "extraordinaire"), or 'skinny sack of pigshit' or most special 'fucking incompetant asshole, high on your own idiocy'. but that last one is kind of long.Tequila Mockingbirdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10898464891080149448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-1744676012510380792007-11-14T11:59:00.000-05:002007-11-14T11:59:00.000-05:00Love it. The coffee one in particular. It's cruel ...Love it. The coffee one in particular. It's cruel and dangerous, but beautiful. As long as no one did it to me...then they would die.Bruce, a work in progresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09774281859139642870noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-7159900477483047842007-11-14T07:33:00.000-05:002007-11-14T07:33:00.000-05:00I stick raw potatoes up my ass while I'm at work. ...I stick raw potatoes up my ass while I'm at work. I've done it during court hearings a few times. I find that when people see that you can do that w/o stopping what you're doing, they decide not to fuck w/you and give you what you want.AngryManhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17028202636141431154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-72476173609548838752007-11-14T06:22:00.000-05:002007-11-14T06:22:00.000-05:00All very funny. Except the last one; that could g...All very funny. Except the last one; that could get reeeeeeally ugly!here today, gone tomorrowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17203537337770906267noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-59972166576271693682007-11-13T22:38:00.000-05:002007-11-13T22:38:00.000-05:00Sooooo....how many have you tried? :-)Some of thos...Sooooo....how many have you tried? :-)<BR/><BR/>Some of those would be pretty funny. I work in an engineering firm. I don't think all of them would get the humour.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-74064131432769435042007-11-13T20:19:00.000-05:002007-11-13T20:19:00.000-05:00Prepo: I liked 'em too1Beach Bum: Yeah, pizza last...Prepo: I liked 'em too1<BR/><BR/>Beach Bum: Yeah, pizza lasts about ten seconds here too.<BR/><BR/>Malach: They may as well learn early.<BR/><BR/>C.Rag: we have our ways...<BR/><BR/>TV: alligators. I've wanted to work with alligators ever since visiting GatorLand in Florida at age 12.<BR/><BR/>Mike: They saw you coming, yes?Forrest Properhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15962708844204376272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-55429432320007135192007-11-13T19:06:00.000-05:002007-11-13T19:06:00.000-05:00Now I think I know why the company I work for want...Now I think I know why the company I work for wanted me to work out of my home.Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12325465720003721471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-33472084440176683282007-11-13T13:33:00.000-05:002007-11-13T13:33:00.000-05:00the last time I worked in an office was in a broke...the last time I worked in an office was in a brokerage firm on wall street in 1986. I was 19 years old. I used to smoke pot with the hot 30 year old married receptionist during lunch and after work and we'd fuck around on her desk. other than that, I couldn't hack the office thing. That's why I now work with alligators.fuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15001034000175605765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-69512460657196104272007-11-13T12:55:00.000-05:002007-11-13T12:55:00.000-05:00How did you get that picture of me? Rumors...it's ...How did you get that picture of me? <BR/>Rumors...it's the truth!FreeOscarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17519953981397395954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-25386860569868726402007-11-13T12:48:00.000-05:002007-11-13T12:48:00.000-05:00MMMM,to many ideas for the work week. I am hostin...MMMM,to many ideas for the work week. I am hosting new employee orientation tomorrow . . .Malach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-3446562273293878842007-11-13T11:58:00.000-05:002007-11-13T11:58:00.000-05:00Announce that there is free pizza, free donuts etc...<I>Announce that there is free pizza, free donuts etc... in the conference room, and when people arrive, see an empty plate and complain, lean back, pat your stomach, and say, "Oh you've got to be faster than that."</I><BR/><BR/>Don't have to fake this one at my work. Anything like donuts and pizza are gone in less than ten minutes. And in a big hospital it take more than that to get across it and down to the basement.Commander Zaiushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11000824454124236774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-40878307753717088182007-11-13T11:09:00.000-05:002007-11-13T11:09:00.000-05:00LMAO those were great!LMAO those were great!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com