tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post3188238006237236318..comments2023-10-26T04:53:47.765-04:00Comments on Mutterings of a Mad Bookseller: Sometimes You're the Windshield, and...Forrest Properhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15962708844204376272noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-7567112691263906832008-01-12T14:39:00.000-05:002008-01-12T14:39:00.000-05:00I have got to show this Dead Bug Funeral Kit to my...I have got to show this Dead Bug Funeral Kit to my daughter. She collects bees she finds that can't fly anymore and feeds and waters them for a few more weeks. Then she buries them. She does let us kill mosquitoes though.<BR/><BR/>Why is it that in every monster movie, all the women are dressed like they are going to the ball or something?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-35538521784512729792008-01-12T07:57:00.000-05:002008-01-12T07:57:00.000-05:00HungryMo: Ah yes, the 'Starship Trooper' bugs. For...HungryMo: Ah yes, the 'Starship Trooper' bugs. For them we need a larger box.<BR/><BR/>PrePo: Yeah, some questions- can Britney get stupider? Can Bush do worse? What will people come up with next? -just don't ask.Forrest Properhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15962708844204376272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-40853005686673583072008-01-11T22:59:00.000-05:002008-01-11T22:59:00.000-05:00What the hell will people come up with next? Maybe...What the hell will people come up with next? Maybe I don't wanna know.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-12432269615735953932008-01-11T21:56:00.000-05:002008-01-11T21:56:00.000-05:00When I think of bugs, I think of "Starship Trooper...When I think of bugs, I think of "Starship Troopers", and then I think of the shower scene...Hungry Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13465905817770134952noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-24096527804748901292008-01-11T15:01:00.000-05:002008-01-11T15:01:00.000-05:00TV: Or perhaps Mormon beer.T-Bird: Yes, let's chan...TV: Or perhaps Mormon beer.<BR/><BR/>T-Bird: Yes, let's change to another topic. Beer?Forrest Properhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15962708844204376272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-47367817086092745182008-01-11T14:31:00.000-05:002008-01-11T14:31:00.000-05:00EWWWWWWW REUSABLE TAMPON? i was going to say somet...EWWWWWWW REUSABLE TAMPON? i was going to say something, but when i saw teds comment i instantly vomited in my mouth. ugh.Tequila Mockingbirdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10898464891080149448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-80192193455892057612008-01-11T11:17:00.000-05:002008-01-11T11:17:00.000-05:00I now the feel the need to invent something utterl...I now the feel the need to invent something utterly useless. reuseable tampon maybe?fuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15001034000175605765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-25247728461331194132008-01-11T08:09:00.000-05:002008-01-11T08:09:00.000-05:00HTGT: I certainly hope they're not sincere. That w...HTGT: I certainly hope they're not sincere. That would just be weird...Forrest Properhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15962708844204376272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-18367795747083881412008-01-11T07:55:00.000-05:002008-01-11T07:55:00.000-05:00Well, I'm reassured about the sincerity of the ent...Well, I'm reassured about the sincerity of the entire enterprise because they are working as "briskly" as they can.here today, gone tomorrowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17203537337770906267noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-26504526937155206782008-01-11T06:51:00.000-05:002008-01-11T06:51:00.000-05:00Malach: 'My Dung Beetle Died, And Now I Just Can't...Malach: 'My Dung Beetle Died, And Now I Just Can't Seem to Get My Shit Together'. That's either a country music song or a You-Tube video.<BR/><BR/>Sara: Some nice Polish kielbasa?<BR/><BR/>Kelly: What, you thought I was going to leave all those dead bugs around to rot? I'm not nearly as OCD as they say, but I could never allow THAT.Forrest Properhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15962708844204376272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-69002319726749702302008-01-11T01:21:00.000-05:002008-01-11T01:21:00.000-05:00lol, here's something that I did not know existed!...lol, here's something that I did not know existed!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-54121629444838915622008-01-10T21:32:00.000-05:002008-01-10T21:32:00.000-05:00"StarBugs"!!!! LMAO!!I won't tell you what I fed m..."StarBugs"!!!! LMAO!!<BR/><BR/>I won't tell you what I fed my bearded dragon today :PSara Suehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-53400544400158653462008-01-10T21:02:00.000-05:002008-01-10T21:02:00.000-05:00Awesome my dung beetle just died, and know there i...Awesome my dung beetle just died, and know there is feces all over . . it's a messMalach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-12610798503356810722008-01-10T19:09:00.000-05:002008-01-10T19:09:00.000-05:00Beetlejuice... hmmm. If I combine your thought wit...Beetlejuice... hmmm. If I combine your thought with <A HREF="http://sarasue.wordpress.com/" REL="nofollow">Sara Sue's post today</A> I think we can all make a million.<BR/><BR/>Can anyone say-<BR/><BR/>*StarBugs*!!!!<BR/><BR/><I>I'll take a Triple-Mocha-Grande-African-Horned-Beetle-Latte, please.<BR/><BR/>Yes, sir, that will be $16.00.</I>Forrest Properhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15962708844204376272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-20520285886539173032008-01-10T18:52:00.000-05:002008-01-10T18:52:00.000-05:00When I saw this, I thought of BeetleJuice.BeetleJu...When I saw this, I thought of BeetleJuice.<BR/><BR/>BeetleJucie<BR/><BR/>Bee...FreeOscarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17519953981397395954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-72537678690745230532008-01-10T17:05:00.000-05:002008-01-10T17:05:00.000-05:00BB: I think you'd probably have to "pre-order" the...BB: I think you'd probably have to "pre-order" the moment your bug gets sick.Forrest Properhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15962708844204376272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-28390633506902795572008-01-10T17:02:00.000-05:002008-01-10T17:02:00.000-05:00Beach Bum: Bonkers? Bonkers?? Sigumnd, my late, be...Beach Bum: Bonkers? Bonkers?? Sigumnd, my late, beloved cockroach, would beg to disagree were he not, um, flat.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Phoebe: Well, we can do Creepy Crawly Crypts...<BR/><BR/>Dinners: Spiders! Spiders are man's best friend. They're just like dogs but they don't have to be walked.Forrest Properhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15962708844204376272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-79889827973746020812008-01-10T16:58:00.000-05:002008-01-10T16:58:00.000-05:00Wow. That's just creepy. Do pet bugs even live l...Wow. That's just creepy. Do pet bugs even live long enough to await a delivery?Buzzardbillyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02755522048417416544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-40195959657920963062008-01-10T16:00:00.000-05:002008-01-10T16:00:00.000-05:00I've a pet spider in my shed. She's huge. I talk t...I've a pet spider in my shed. She's huge. I talk to her sometimes. This would be less of a worry if I was pissed. I suppose she'll die sometime. I'd better get one. I'll put a nice headstone up for her as well. She scares the crap out of Caz and Jax - especially when I put her on my shoulder and walk in the house.FOUR DINNERShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15675014976854343039noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-55044954793988117942008-01-10T13:22:00.000-05:002008-01-10T13:22:00.000-05:00That sounds too cutesy. I want the more Kafkaesque...That sounds too cutesy. I want the more Kafkaesque version.Phoebe Fayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10425002459681921692noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-16916381932199495332008-01-10T11:59:00.000-05:002008-01-10T11:59:00.000-05:00I have to give the devils its due and say that whi...I have to give the devils its due and say that while I think its bonkers it will make some money.Commander Zaiushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11000824454124236774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-18375186058799325802008-01-10T09:55:00.000-05:002008-01-10T09:55:00.000-05:00Malicious: You're probably ok, but your dragon is ...Malicious: You're probably ok, but your dragon is now wanted by the FBI.<BR/><BR/>Angryman: Yes, if you're married to a ladybug.<BR/><BR/>Moog: Well, he's offering it for sale- between that and people actually buying it lies a vast stretch of territory...<BR/><BR/>PoP: I personally am in favor of cremation- so I bought a bug zapper.<BR/><BR/>Mike: We could also market Viagra for the older rocks...Forrest Properhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15962708844204376272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-15864484507342101722008-01-10T08:58:00.000-05:002008-01-10T08:58:00.000-05:00Gives me an idea. I am going to make and sell a fu...Gives me an idea. I am going to make and sell a funeral kit for pet rocks. So many of those were sold back in the 70's, and they have to be dying off by now.Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12325465720003721471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-35541324041565299582008-01-10T08:41:00.000-05:002008-01-10T08:41:00.000-05:00Only in America.A pet bug? Of course a lot of thi...Only in America.<BR/><BR/>A pet bug? <BR/><BR/>Of course a lot of things that are sold for human funerals are just as big a waste, in my opinion.<BR/><BR/>My father was a funeral director and an embalmer.pissed off patriciahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08854364015577541981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-63710186987330230912008-01-10T08:22:00.000-05:002008-01-10T08:22:00.000-05:00..yet another example of some f*cksh*t who has mor.....yet another example of some f*cksh*t who has more money than I do...<BR/><BR/>...because he invented a bug funeral kit...<BR/><BR/>...that people ACTUALLY PURCHASE.<BR/><BR/>I need to dumb down my thoughts.<BR/><BR/>Although, I'm not so sure that's actually possible.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.com