tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post2753217238676420508..comments2023-10-26T04:53:47.765-04:00Comments on Mutterings of a Mad Bookseller: Corrections & Apologies-Forrest Properhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15962708844204376272noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-52597295676083943192008-05-13T13:45:00.000-04:002008-05-13T13:45:00.000-04:00Great commenters you have here. Very funny post. ...Great commenters you have here. Very funny post. I believed every word of it and hated to see you making corrections. Lawyers have no fucking sense of humor. But the obsession of some of your male readers for Jenna's bush is unseemly. Call that girl's cunt something nicer than a Bush. Is this a nasty free site? I keep forgetting who is clean and who is filthy? I guess we know where I come go down, I mean where I come down..... Oh never mind.Utah Savagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16385093247915560752noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-27816350370536551482008-05-13T12:43:00.000-04:002008-05-13T12:43:00.000-04:00Thanks for the clarifications. I was all packed an...Thanks for the clarifications. I was all packed and had started the car for a mercy trip to Maine.Hungry Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13465905817770134952noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-71496575792767810062008-05-12T22:13:00.000-04:002008-05-12T22:13:00.000-04:00You, you . . . bastard!You, you . . . bastard!Malach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-46807405599306600232008-05-12T22:06:00.000-04:002008-05-12T22:06:00.000-04:00I was taught that cats were the Spawn of Satan. I...I was taught that cats were the Spawn of Satan. Is Cheney a cat?AngryGingerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07105479068320017759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-43799647795775183722008-05-12T21:41:00.000-04:002008-05-12T21:41:00.000-04:00We apologize, and thank the Chairman of Exxon/Mobi...<I>We apologize, and thank the Chairman of Exxon/Mobil, and his lawyers, for pointing out that this report could have been misconstrued by some readers.</I><BR/><BR/>Saw this and for some reason thought it fit:<BR/>Mark Twain notes...<BR/>"It is interesting to note that criminals have multiplied of late, and lawyers have also; but I repeat myself."<BR/><BR/>The funny thing is that I'm married to a lawyer. And people wonder why I stay married.Commander Zaiushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11000824454124236774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-27086634245231101282008-05-12T18:29:00.000-04:002008-05-12T18:29:00.000-04:00"I didn't buy the Machias story for a second. It w...<I>"I didn't buy the Machias story for a second. It wouldn't be grasshoppers, as anyone from around these parts knows; it'd either be a swarm of black flies or a single mutant mosquito. Get your facts straight, People, wouldja? Sheesh!"</I><BR/><BR/>Mrs. Chili: Yes, I <I>knew</I> there was something wrong with that story.<BR/><BR/><I>"Once again, Mutterings provides a beacon of integrity for the journalistic world to follow. Thank you, sir, for your diligence and discombobulation"</I><BR/><BR/>Phoebe: Proud to do it!<BR/><BR/><I>"Puppy!!! ... I see the puppy's wee-wee. Oh I'm a product of dumping down America!"</I><BR/><BR/>C.Rag: You're a True American!<BR/><BR/><I>"I think I should surprise Wifey by bringing home another dog. I wonder how she would react to that"</I><BR/><BR/>Angryman: My aunt & uncle surprised my mom & dad by bringing me a puppy for my 4th birthday. As I recall, my mom and dad got even, and it wasn't pretty...<BR/><BR/><I>"It is good that we can come here knowing that the integrity of the information put forth is without a doubt trustworthy as an eight year old left alone in a candy store"</I><BR/><BR/>MI: I'm glad you appreciate our High Standards!<BR/><BR/><I>"I come here for more pictures of Jenna Bush's bush and this is what I get? I demand my money back.<BR/>...Great, all I want to see is Jenna's wee wee and I got all these other wee wee's flying around"</I><BR/><BR/>Mike: I'd give you your money back, but I gave it to Jenna Bush to show me her... oops, gotta go!Forrest Properhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15962708844204376272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-62713287111854485502008-05-12T16:52:00.000-04:002008-05-12T16:52:00.000-04:00I come here for more pictures of Jenna Bush's bush...I come here for more pictures of Jenna Bush's bush and this is what I get? I demand my money back. <BR/><BR/>Okay, well the puppy was cute, but I can see his wee wee. Oh wait, C.Rag already said that. Hey, I see C.Rag's wee wee too!<BR/><BR/>Great, all I want to see is Jenna's wee wee and I got all these other wee wee's flying around. <BR/><BR/>I'm going to sleep now. I'll probably dream of wee wee's dammit.Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12325465720003721471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-78969635683635205542008-05-12T12:30:00.000-04:002008-05-12T12:30:00.000-04:00It is good that we can come here knowing that the ...It is good that we can come here knowing that the integrity of the information put forth is without a doubt trustworthy as an eight year old left alone in a candy store.<BR/><BR/>Not an easy job at all, no sir, not easy.Malicious Intenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05477868628325387881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-83964167412293521002008-05-12T12:11:00.000-04:002008-05-12T12:11:00.000-04:00I think I should surprise Wifey by bringing home a...I think I should surprise Wifey by bringing home another dog. I wonder how she would react to that.AngryManhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17028202636141431154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-49663394921752245872008-05-12T11:26:00.000-04:002008-05-12T11:26:00.000-04:00I see the puppy's wee-wee.Oh I'm a product of dump...I see the puppy's wee-wee.<BR/><BR/>Oh I'm a product of dumping down America!FreeOscarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17519953981397395954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-66798004279336205782008-05-12T11:25:00.000-04:002008-05-12T11:25:00.000-04:00Puppy!!!What was this about...Puppy!!!<BR/>What was this about...FreeOscarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17519953981397395954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-88327756050595430412008-05-12T10:52:00.000-04:002008-05-12T10:52:00.000-04:00Once again, Mutterings provides a beacon of integr...Once again, Mutterings provides a beacon of integrity for the journalistic world to follow. Thank you, sir, for your diligence and discombobulation.Phoebe Fayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10425002459681921692noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20267501.post-63819517591572302322008-05-12T08:02:00.000-04:002008-05-12T08:02:00.000-04:00I have no doubt that Cheney's family tree is roote...I have no doubt that Cheney's family tree is rooted with Old Scratch himself. That's really the only plausible explanation for any of this, isn't it?<BR/><BR/>I didn't buy the Machias story for a second. It wouldn't be grasshoppers, as anyone from around these parts knows; it'd either be a swarm of black flies or a single mutant mosquito. Get your facts straight, People, wouldja? Sheesh!<BR/><BR/>Finally, I'm not sure I really want to KNOW what the Chairman of Exxon and the Saudi officials were doing in Room 17. What people do in the privacy of their bedrooms is THEIR business...Mrs. Chilihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09814787474739856911noreply@blogger.com