Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Denial


I DO NOT have a cold.

I do NOT have a cold.

I do not have a cold.

I do nob have a cold.

I do nob hab a cold.

I do nob hab a co'd...



well, shit.

Even Morena Baccarin finds that annoying.


7 comments:

Catalyst said...

Just remember - that e-mail you get telling you not to eat pork because you can Swine Flu from it. Don't believe it. It's just . . . . . (wait for it) . . . . SPAM!

Four Dinners said...

You swine!!!!

Have a bacon sandwich. It may not cure you but it'll taste nice...almost cannibalistic in your case...;-)

Get well old bean

Colonel Colonel said...

Catalyst- there's Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Swine Flu & Spam. That's not got much Spam in it.

4-D-

It was early last September,
(as near as I can remember),
While strolling down the street
in tipsy pride.
Not a syllable did I utter,
As I lay down in the gutter,
And this pig come up
and lay down by me side.

Not a soul was I disturbing,
As I lay there by the curbing,
When this high-toned lady come
And I heard her say-
"You can tell a man who boozes,
By the company he chooses!
"
And that pig got up
And quickly walked away.

(English, traditional ballad)

Mrs. Chili said...

WELCOME BACK (even if you are a snot factory)! I've missed you!

Malach the Merciless said...

Dude, wife and son have the swine flu right now!

Colonel Colonel said...

Thanks all, I feel better and will be back to the blog world in a day or two.

anaglyph said...

Hey! What's Morena doing over on your blog? Come back here you naughty girl!